Politics Makes Strange Phonefellows
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Uh, hey, Rory. It’s me, Fritz. Hope things are going well. Listen, uh, I’m calling you on my Uniden DECT2080-2 Dual Handset Cordless Phone to say “I’m sorry.” I know things got a little heated during the campaign, and we both said and did some things we wish we could take back. When I called you a Fascist, I didn’t realize that your Dad had been a political prisoner in Chile under Pinochet. Honest to God, I had no idea.
So I’m hoping you’ll give me a call back and we can get back to hanging out. The indoor badminton season’s about to start, and the ShuttleRockers won’t be the same without you. And hey, I haven’t forgotten that invitation to come over and watch your tape of bloopers and outtakes from The Golden Girls. That Rue McLanahan wardrobe malfunction sounds awesome.
Of course, that invitation was extended before the whole veep-debate incident. I swear, if I’d known that was your wife under that Joe Biden mask, I never would’ve elbowed her in the throat. I understand if you want to wait a little while before having me over to the house again.
Anyway, if I’m not home, just leave a message on my Uniden DECT2080-2’s digital answering machine. Oh, and I’m really sorry about that little present I left for you in your car. I think the blood will come out of the upholstery with a little baking soda. I don’t know about the smell, though. Sorry. Later.
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Features
Warranty: 1 Year Uniden
Features:
- DECT 6.0 Interference Free Cordless Frequency – (1.9 GHz Digital Enhanced Cordless Telecommunications)
- 2 handset system with Caller ID
- Digital Answering System – The product utilizes microchip technology (no more tapes or moving parts.) This ensures clearer recordings and longer life.
- Clear voice reception with brilliant sound
- Work in wireless home networking (WLAN) environments without negative impact
- Whole house coverage
- Long battery life with rechargeable NiMH battery
- Up to 16 hours talk time and 10 hours standby
- Expandable – Register 6 Handsets to 1 Base
- Conference Call – You can hold a 3-way conversation (conference call) between your handset, an external caller and another internal handset user
- Supports caller ID and call waiting (Requires a telephone company service subscription)
- 30 Caller ID Handset Memory Locations
- Handset Speakerphone – This feature gives you the freedom to use the handset as a speakerphone
- Advanced Phonebook Features – Store up to 70 names, alphabetical search, unique ringers by calling party and transfer single listing or entire phonebook
- Intercom or Call Transfer Between Handsets
- Remembers the last 10 numbers dialed
- Allows phonebooks to be transfered between handsets
- Bilingual menus, English and Spanish
- Digital tapeless recording that stores up to 14 minutes of recording time and records up to 59 messages
- Remote message retrieval with toll saver
- Personal or Pre-recorded outgoing messages
In the box:
- Base
- 2 Handsets
- 2 AC Adapters
- 2 Rechargeable Batteries
- 1 Telephone Cord
- Charger
- 2 Belt Clips
- 1 Wall Mount Adapter
Specs
Uniden DECT2080-2 Silver Cordless Telephone SystemSpecs
Uniden DECT2080-2 Silver Cordless Telephone SystemSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 27.000s
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