Thanks to this Uniden surveillance system, I can keep an eye on my most valuable possession: my beautiful face.

I’m protecting myself from standard property damage, just like anyone else really. The only difference is, the property in question is my stunning visage. I gotta be honest, it makes this security job I gave myself pretty difficult. Sure, it’s nice to watch such a fascinating subject. But, staring at myself, I am often feel a rush of mixed emotions. First, there is joy that nature could create something so awe-inspiring, but this is quickly followed by sadness for the world that we live in. The very fact that my face needs surveillance is proof that there are people out there who would consider doing something as sick as defiling its beauty. It brings tears to my eyes, which I watch trickle elegantly down my cheeks on the 7” monitor.

But alas, the need is there, and these wireless Uniden cameras get the job done. They can transmit an encrypted private signal up to 500 feet and their 2.4GHz Digital Frequency Hopping Spread Spectrum ensures interference free transmission. And they’re waterproof. This is really important for me because it means I can watch myself when I’m running on the treadmill (I run pretty hard and sweat in all directions) or, my favorite, while I’m in the shower.

So yes, the days can be long when I’m watching myself, but thanks to this Uniden system, at least I can enjoy the view.

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