Yeah. Yeah, Vern, I know it. I know it, I told them “Hey, I got cats to label with unreasonable grammar, I ain’t got time for that.” Hey, hey, hold up, guess what I’m callin’ you on. No, go on guess. You ain’t gonna guess? Go on, just guess once, one guess. You ain’t got it, you big dummy. It’s a Uniden DCT746M 2.4 GHz Cordless Camo Phone. A camo phone! Yeah, just like Snake Eyes. Wait, was he the guy with the beret? The ninja? Hell, I don’t know. But I do know that I got me a sweet phone. It works on the 2.4 GHz band, handles Caller ID and Call Waiting, Three Way Conferencing… YEAH BUDDY THREE WAY WOOOOO You sure right about that, Vern.

It does a lot more crazy stuff too, like connect to other Uniden phones and accept other handsets, but I got no idea where I set that manual so I ain’t never gonna figure that crap out. But hey, I got it so I can take this baby out to my yard. Yeah, that’s where we are right now. I’m out back in the woods, right by the air conditioner. Yeah, the tall grass I ain’t never been mowin’. Hey, we gotta… AW HELL I DROPPED MY PHONE! I DROPPED MY PHONE!! VERN!! VERN!! I CAN’T FIND MY PHONE, VERN!! GOD DANG IT IF THIS DON’T WANT TO MAKE ME JUST KICK TESLA IN THE NUTS! SAY SOMETHING REAL LOUD, VERN!! AW, CRAP IN A BAG, WHY DOES THIS STUFF ONLY HAPPEN TO ME?

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