Wouldn’t It Be Knife?
A selection of haiku about the Ultrex 8-Piece Knife and Block Set, courtesy of the patients at the Carondelet Park Institute for the Criminally Insane:
Ultrex eight-piece set
Knife blades resting in the block
Oh, and scissors, too
You think you can take
My Ultrex bread knife? Try it
I’ll cut you up, man
Vegetables, fruit, meat
All mere fodder for my blade
How I love to cut
Chop, slice, hack, slash, carve
Rend, saw, cleave, mince, lacerate
Hey, dinner’s ready!
The fools laughed at me
See these knives under my coat?
They’re not laughing now
Hey, just kidding, man
I only cut food with these
As far as you know
Features
Includes:
- Qty. 1 of 3-1/2” paring knife
- Qty. 1 of 4-1/2” tomato knife
- Qty. 1 of 5-1/2” utility knife
- Qty. 1 of 6” boning knife
- Qty. 1 of 8” bread knife
- Qty. 1 of 8” chef’s knife
- Qty. 1 of Kitchen shears
- Qty. 1 of Wooden Knife Block
- Hand wash only
Specs
Ultrex 455527 8pc Cutlery Set New in Brown BoxSpecs
Ultrex 455527 8pc Cutlery Set New in Brown BoxSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.445s
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