SPOOOOKKKKKYYYY!
Beware all ye who set their eyes upon this Toshiba Quad-Core Laptop! For, while it appears harmless, it is, in fact, HAUNTED!
Worry nay of my identity! My tale of woe is not of import here; yes, I was once this wretched computer's owner, but I have since orphaned it here at the public library, and if you're smart, you will leave it so, for this laptop holds nothing but TORMENT for the sad soul who takes it!
What horrors will it unleash? Too many to name, but I shall share a few of the most ghastly:
Its Blu-ray player and 17.3” TruBrite LED backlit display can turn something as fun and simple as watching movies into PURE TERROR, as its picture is so clear that you may believe them to be reality! Soon you will wake at intervals throughout the night in a cold sweat, shrieking, "But who did it?! Who framed Roger Rabbit?!?"
And then there's the webcam - OH, THE AWFUL WEBCAM! Sure, it allows for videoconferencing, but it is capable of acts much darker than that! Such as, you may wonder. Well, if you turn it on, look into it, and scream, "Bloody Mary" thrice, a Bloody Mary shall appear!!! But only if you're at a bar. And then, the bartender will shoot you a look of pure disgust, because it really is rude to shout.
Even still, you shan't have to delve very deep into its features to find the Toshiba's most truly gruesome secret. For what you are looking at is a refurbished unit - which is to say a unit that has SAVAGELY KILLED and then REANIMATED! Therefore, simply by laying fingers to keyboard, you are essentially STROKING THE SKIN OF THE UNDEAD!
So, please, for your own good, walk away! Explore the 640GB of hard drive space no further, for all you will find is despair!
Sincerely,
A Friend
P.s. If you ignore what I just said and do explore the hard drive, and you find some - shall we say "unsavory"? - material, know that it too should be blamed upon the demon machine! And not on me.
Features
- AMD A6-3400M 1.4GHz quad-core processor
- Last longer, use less power, and warm up quicker with the unique 17.3” TruBrite LED backlit display
- 6GB DDR3 SDRAM for multi-tasking power, expandable to 8GB
- 640GB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files so you can have everything at your fingertips wherever you go
- Blu-ray ROM Supermulti DVD±RW drive – watch Blu-ray movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- Enjoy the ability to pinch, swipe, rotate or scroll through images on the display screen with a simple brush of your fingers
- Built-in webcams and microphones let you chat face-to-face, collaborate with classmates, videoconference, and generally improve the way you interact with the world around you
- Easily transfer files from your digital camera, video camcorder, MP3 player or smart phone using SD cards and more
- Enjoy faster typing, smoother data entry and more convenient gaming commands with a full-size keyboard and a handy numeric 10-key pad
- This rechargeable 6-Cell battery is perfect for staying connected longer while on the go
The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address within the 48 contiguous states to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.
Warranty: 90 Day Toshiba
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | AMD A6-3400M (1.4GHz) |
Processor Core: | Quad-Core |
Screen Size: | 17.3" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1600 x 900 |
Display Type: | TruBrite HD+ LED-backlit HD Display |
Graphics: | AMD Radeon HD 6520G |
Memory: | 6GB DDR3 (expandable to 8GB) |
Hard Drive: | 640GB SATA (5400rpm) |
Optical Drive: | Blu-ray ROM SuperMulti DVD?RW with Labelflash |
Network: | 10/100 Base-T |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Card Reader: | Memory Card Reader (SD, SDHC, SDXC, miniSD, microSD, MS, MS Pro, MMC) |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Sound: | Built-in Stereo Speakers |
Webcam: | Integrated |
Microphone: | Integrated |
Keyboard: | Standard with 10-Keypad |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad with Multi-Touch Control |
I/O Ports: | |
HDMI: | 1 |
USB 2.0: | 3 |
VGA: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Headphone-out: | 1 |
Mic-in: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit |
Dimensions: | |
16.3"(W) x 1.49"(H) x 10.6"(D) |
Weight: | |
6.2 lbs |
In the box:
- Toshiba L775D/S7340B Quad-Core Laptop with 17.3” TruBrite LED Display
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | AMD A6-3400M (1.4GHz) |
Processor Core: | Quad-Core |
Screen Size: | 17.3" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1600 x 900 |
Display Type: | TruBrite HD+ LED-backlit HD Display |
Graphics: | AMD Radeon HD 6520G |
Memory: | 6GB DDR3 (expandable to 8GB) |
Hard Drive: | 640GB SATA (5400rpm) |
Optical Drive: | Blu-ray ROM SuperMulti DVD?RW with Labelflash |
Network: | 10/100 Base-T |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Card Reader: | Memory Card Reader (SD, SDHC, SDXC, miniSD, microSD, MS, MS Pro, MMC) |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Sound: | Built-in Stereo Speakers |
Webcam: | Integrated |
Microphone: | Integrated |
Keyboard: | Standard with 10-Keypad |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad with Multi-Touch Control |
I/O Ports: | |
HDMI: | 1 |
USB 2.0: | 3 |
VGA: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Headphone-out: | 1 |
Mic-in: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit |
Dimensions: | |
16.3"(W) x 1.49"(H) x 10.6"(D) |
Weight: | |
6.2 lbs |
In the box:
- Toshiba L775D/S7340B Quad-Core Laptop with 17.3” TruBrite LED Display
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 57.119s
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