Topsy Turvy Upside Down Strawberry Planter – 2 Pack

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Upside down/You’re turning me/You’re giving up/Sweet strawberries

Yes, we’re almost out of season for normal strawberries, but you know what? Even if you think the world is ending in December of 2012, there’s still gonna be another summer. So spend those soon-to-be useless dollars on a two-pack of Topsy Turvy Upside Down Strawberry Planters right now, and get ready to work on your post-apocalyptic barter system!

The Topsy Turvy Upside Down Strawberry Planter works like a greenhouse, giving you tasty strawberries all season long. Water each day and let it run down the natural way. And if gravity reverses itself somehow? Don’t worry! If the planet changes its magnetic fiels, simply rotate the Topsy Turvy Upside Down Strawberry Planter in the new “down” direction and it’ll work EXACTLY THE SAME!

No digging, no weeding, and the hanging design cuts down on ground fungus and cursed snakes arising from the… yeah, it’s in the Mayan text, cursed snakes. Do you want them in your strawberries? Heck no you don’t!

So let the regular people die in torment like suckers. You’ll be safe, ready, and chomping down sweet, sweet strawberries thanks to your two pack of Topsy Turvy Upside Down Strawberry Planters. It’s pretty much the only thing you’ll need to survive in the wasteland a zombie-infested world will become!

Well, not counting bullets, of course.

Features

Condition: New

Features:

Grow delicious, juicy strawberries all season long at home
Simple to set-up and maintain – eliminates hard work
Hangs upside down and gravity naturally causes the water and nutrients to pour directly down from the root to the fruit
Each port holds 2 plants for an even bigger yield
Simply place any strawberry plant in the Topsy Turvy®, add potting soil, and water (Strawberry Plant / Potting Soil / Water – Sold Separately)
The sun warms the plant like a greenhouse, the root system explodes and thrives inside the planter
Hanging in the air helps reduce any ground fungus, harmful bacteria, cutworm damage
No digging or weeding
Makes berry picking easy
Grow organically without the need for pesticides
You can also grow herbs like parsley, oregano, basil, rosemary, mint and more in your strawberry planter

Technical Specifications:

Dimensions (empty): 32”L x 9”D
Weight (empty): 1lb

Special Notes:

You will need to buy 18 quarts of the soil of your choice, along with a healthy green seedling and an organic fertilizer such as compost or manure
For outdoor use only

Strawberry Planter Tips!

In the box:

(2) Topsy Turvy Upside Down Strawberry Planters
(2) Eye Bolts for Hanging
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30% < 25 woots
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1% one month old
14% one year old
84% > one year old

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16% bought 2
31% bought 3

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