Baby, I know we’ve been living together for a year now, but I just can’t let go of my freedom.

You knew how I was when we got together. I just can’t stay tied down. I’m a wild stallion, a cloud on the wind, that little bit of lettuce that always escapes the top of the taco. That’s why I always keep my Tommy Bahama 28” Expandable Rolling Upright Luggage packed. Yeah, I know you pay all the bills ‘cause I don’t have a job right now. I know I don’t have a car right now, either. And I know that officer told me not to leave town until the trial was over. Still, you never know when I might get that rambling feeling and take off. I mean, it might never happen, but then again, it might.

And if one day you find me gone, you’ll know I’m traveling in style with all my things protected by durable woven island dobbie fabric and genuine leather trim. Out on the road, roaming from town to town, rolling my luggage from place to place on alloy wheels led by the telescoping handles, I’ll be able to reconnect with who I am deep down in my heart. And I’ll be thinking of you the whole journey. Probably.

So, just put that luggage back in the closet and try not to think about it. There’s no need to worry about something that may never happen. Oh. So, you didn’t put my bag near the door to talk about it, huh? You’re asking me to go? But, but, where will I go? What will I do? Baby, don’t be this way! Can’t you see I need you?

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