Summer’s here at the time is right! Well, okay, summer isn’t here yet. And they do have to change the time twice a year so maybe it isn’t really “right”. But that shouldn’t stop you from enjoying the Teac R2W White Digital Radio w/ Dual Alarm Clock.

First off, look at those knobs! Those knobs are huge! Wow! What couldn’t you do to to knobs like that! And that grill! Step off, sucker, cause that’s the kind of grill America used to be proud of! Except Teac doesn’t really sound American. But this nation was founded on immigrants, right?

The FM antenna is made for outdoor use, although that does increase your chance of skin cancer and losing ops in the chat room of your guild. There’s also an AUX port if you want to attach something, like an iPod, or a portable record player which might allow you to listen to some Brian Eno. Did you know if you speed up the album “No Pussyfooting” you get an awesome surf guitar single that’s three minutes long?

So when you’re sitting at home in a kiddie pool wishing you had bought a twelve pack instead of just a sixer, be sure to have the Teac R2W White Digital Radio w/ Dual Alarm Clock by your side.

Oh yeah, it also has a built in dual alarm clock, but you probably guessed that from the name. And don’t really put it in a kiddie pool. What are you, an idiot?

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