Hey, all. It’s me, Hesus J. Laptop here. It’s been a long week on the run, and I’m ready to cold kick it the most.

It’s a grind, man, shuttling from home to the office to the worksite all week. That kind of life will wear a laptop down on the real. So when I’m not on the road, I have to make it a number-one top priority to chill 100% of the way out.

I’m a master of chillaxation, too. I’m what they call chillegitimate. I’m highly chillogical, captain. I’m like Yo-Yo Ma, but I’m virtuosic on the chillo. If I was an ungulate, I’d be a chilldebeest. If I was a rodent, I’d be a chinchilla. Emphasis on the “chill.”

My favorite place to get my ergonomic lean on is at the Targus Chill Hub. Talk about a chill spot. It’s great for when a laptop just wants to settle in and get comfortable in an RoHS-compliant venue. Whenever I’m docked at the chill hub, I feel cooler. Like, up to 28% cooler. And that helps my performance, if you know what I mean.

Plus, it’s a great place to be seen. The cable management keeps me looking my best, and the adjustable stand props me up to my optimal viewing angle.

Hey, I know a lot of my time is going to be spent trying to get some work done on the go, in this or that corner of the office, at building sites, on planes, in hotel lounges, in coffee shops. That’s what laptops do. We’re road warriors. But all the more reason to make a point of treating myself right when I can. And for me, that means hanging at the Chill Hub. It’s chillustrious, bro. If it was a crushing weapon, it’d be a chillelagh.

And I should know. Because I’m functionally chilliterate.

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