Shh, he’s in here, shhh. Yeah, there he is. My sweet Targus Notebook Wireless Optical Mouse. See those three buttons? Yeah, just like mom, huh? And there’s the scroll wheel too. I don’t have one of those, but they say it’s recessive or something. I know our milkman has one, I should ask him how it works. Shh, don’t wake him, it’ll take forever to get him back to sleep. Hey, you see that 1×4 pin Type A USB interface? Pretty tough, huh? Maybe he’ll grow up to be a boxer or something. But we’ll love him no matter what. Especially since he came with batteries. He’s gifted. We hope he gets a scholarship, you’ve got no idea how much schools cost now. How did we ever make it as kids, you know? It’s really easier to understand my parents now. Shh, shh, he’s just… okay, he was just rolling over. Hey, let’s get outta here and let little Targus Notebook Wireless Optical Mouse keep napping. I don’t want to have to try to get him back to sleep if he wakes up. Night night, buddy. Night night.

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