Look, we know that on the Internet, a lot of you people know your myths.

Maybe you prefer Greek, maybe Roman, maybe you know it from D&D or from Clash of the Titans. But wherever and whyever you picked it up, you know that quite often, the gods sneak in people’s houses disguised as a sunbeam.

So please buy this Sunbeam Garment Steamer freely, knowing that we checked it out, and we’re 100% certain you won’t be getting some freaky-deaky god in disguise.

What you will be getting is a way to get those wrinkles out of your clothes and curtains, those odors out of your upholstery, and a easy-to-fill tank that provides dry-cleaning quality steam.

But we promise you, if your beloved only daughter or prettiest cow suddenly become pregnant with a demi-human who can achieve great feats… well, check for a shower of gold or something, because the Sunbeam Garment Steamer is 100% mythological being free. And that’s a guarantee we’re happy to offer.

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