The Strait-Line X3 Professional Laser Level? Bah! The Greeks didn’t need any fancy robot-looking machine to tell them how to make a straight line, and they still managed to build the Acropolis. Somehow, the Egyptians managed to get the Pyramids up without so much as a single “Bubble-Vial control” or any “Micro-Adjust knobs.” Our founding fathers didn’t need a laser to build the White House. Are we that much dumber today, that even “professionals” need a tumescent monstrosity like this just to get from A to B without falling over? Don’t bother answering that. All I gotta do is look around at you cretins to know all I need to know. Feh! Give me a string and a piece of lead and I’ll plumb a line so true it’ll straighten your hair!

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