OK, nobody’s going to mistake any Woot staffers for Charles Tiffany (for one thing, none of us has been rotting in a grave since 1902). Our last jewelry purchase took place in a deserted alleyway – we swear, honey, it looked like real gold under the streetlights. But even we know an elegant piece when we tear ourselves away from the GameCube long enough to see it.

This set includes a bracelet and a necklace, each constructed of sterling silver, from their classic toggle clasps to their simple, stylish heart tags. Charms are hot right now, our shoeshine guy tells us, so jump on this price while you can. Expertly crafted but durable, with large round links, the two pieces together total 1.6 troy ounces of silver.

But sheer weight is the least of this set’s charms (haw haw!). Just ask the people who’ve made these items all-time best-sellers on other discount sites. If you’re a dude and you’ve ever needed to justify your woot habit to an irate mate, now’s your chance to buy your way back into her heart. You don’t need thirty pieces of silver – just these two.