If flashlights were people, this one would be a guy with an extra leg. And a really shiny face.

Maybe he was born with a genetic abnormality that causes bio-luminescence of the cheeks. And maybe because of this, he absorbed his weaker twin while still in the womb and his extra leg is by-product of that incomplete process. Whatever the reasons, his life would be a hard one. I mean, let’s face it, unless he got the leg removed when he was younger and wore a bunch of foundation every day, he’d probably be end up being a hermit or starring as some circus sideshow attraction. Poor guy. Poor bloke. That’s probably why you don’t see a lot of flashlights wishing they were people.

Luckily, this Stanley Tripod Flashlight Keychain won’t have any of those problems. With powerful bright-white LEDs, it’s pretty handy to have around. And for those time when you need hands-free light, like say when doing some emergency repair on your car, you can stand this flashlight up on its three legs and use the articulated head to focus the light precisely where you need it to be. Which is probably the same thing the Ringmaster of the circus is doing with our friend in the above paragraph, but this flashlight has the added bonus of being small enough to fit on your keychain AND you don’t have to feed it or be worried that it might frighten your kids.

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