The Stanley Garage Three Drawer Cabinet: A Report

The Stanley Garage Three Drawer Cabinet is a tool used by peoples in the Tropics and Alaska. Woven by widows and unmarried women, the Cabinet is thrown into the Atlantic or the Pacific in order to catch Cabi, the major export of widows and unmarried women. The proceeds are used to pay for blubber, which is whale meat, only with a different name so that people won’t say “Wow, we’re eating whale meat” and collapse the whole system like AIG. There can be several Stanley Three Drawer Cabinets in the water at a time and this can make a village very prosperous, as well as organized.

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