You don’t need guitar lessons to be a fake musician. Just place this bad boy and mini-amp in a highly visible place in your apartment.

When prospective significant others walk in, they’ll be sure to notice the beautiful maple neck and rosewood fingerboard. When they ask if you play, look them dead in the eye and say “OF COURSE, I play! What kind of creep has a guitar in such a prominent place and doesn’t play it just to look totally awesome?”

He or she will probably answer, “An enormous creep that I would never ever start a relationship with!” Laugh along with them, not overly so, especially if you hope to prove that person wrong by the end of the evening.

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