Billy Joel said “only the good die young”

The bad die young too, if what they’re bad at is keyboards, but they keep playing them in my apartment anyway.

It’s eleven PM on a Tuesday
I’m tired and ready for bed
But my roommate the wanna-be rockstar
Thinks it’s time to start jamming instead

He says “hey, do you want to hear ‘Runaway?’
I can’t play it perfectly yet
But it’s such a cool riff and I’ll get it right if
I take ninety runs through it, I bet.”

La la, ditty da da
La la, ditty da da dum

Knock it off with that piano, man
Give it a rest for tonight
I have never thought I’d commit murder
But you’ve got me thinkin’ I might

Well he bought it from some crummy website
The thing only cost ninety-nine bones
And what I’d like to know is what idiot schmo
Figured it shouldn’t come with headphones

He says, “any requests from the audience?
I’ll play any number you like”
But what I’d like to hear is the worldwide premiere
Of him choking to death on the mic

Oh, la, la-la, ditty da da
La, ditty da da-dum

Now Steve is a nice enough fella
But at keyboards he just flat-out stinks
He just bumbles through songs, getting half the notes wrong
And driving me right to the brink

Now he’s screwing around with vibrato
Now he’s messing up Van Halen’s “Jump”
If his batteries don’t run out shortly
I’m afraid I might throttle this chump

Cut it out with that piano, man
Please call it quits for the night
‘Cause I’ve never thought I’d commit murder
But you’ve got me thinkin’ I might

Features

Warranty: Ashley 1 Year

Condition: New

Features:

61- key electric keyboard with 160 tones, 200 rhythms, 61 drum tones and 36 demo songs
Features vibrato, sustain and pitch bend functions, chord synchronization and program editing
Create your own music quickly with the included Cakewalk Music Creator 5 LE software (only compatible with Windows XP or higher)
Stereo USB input for audio digital device and computer connections
LCD Multifunctional display allows you to easily choose your desired settings
61 polyphonic touch-sensitive full-size keys
Numerical coding and data wheel selection functions helps you find your sound
Volume and tempo controls, note recording and playing, rhythm programming
Single, fingered, and full accompaniment function
Fade in and fade out, velocity control, sustain and vibrato
Rhythm and chord accompaniment synchronization
Microphone, earphone and stereo dual-channel output interface
Play your keyboard on the go (requires 6 D batteries – not included)
2 Lesson modes to help you start playing
State memory and one-touch settings
Pitch wheel and sustain pedal
Includes Music Book Holder, AC Adaptor, Sustain Pedal, Keyboard Stand with Adjustable Mic Boom and Professional Microphone

Cakewalk Software System Requirements:

Windows XP or later
2GHz Processor or higher
1GB RAM or more
3GB Hard drive space or more

Product Specifications:

Dimensions: 37” x 14.6” x 5.1”
Weight: 14 lbs.
Keys: 61
Volume range: C2~C7
Tones: 160
Songs: 36 demonstration songs
Rhythm: 200 kinds
Percussion instrument: 61 kinds
Chord: Single finger and full chords
Intonation: < 3 cents
Output power: > 8Wx2
Rated voltage: DC12

In the box:

(1) Spectrum AIL599 61-Note Keyboard
(1) Keyboard Stand
(1) Microphone
(1) Microphone Boom
(1) Sustain Pedal
(1) AC Adaptor
(1) USB Cable
(1) Cakewalk Software Installation Disc

Note: Some assembly required

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Spectrum AIL599 61-Note Electric Keyboard with Microphone, Stand & Cakewalk Music Creator Software

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