Why buy a Sony eBook Reader Pocket Edition when you could buy this case and guilt someone you love into buying it for you?

Here’s what you do:

Step 1: Buy this black Sony Premium eBook Reader Cover Pocket Edition that just happens to be compatible with the Sony PRS-300 Reader Pocket Edition you’ve been thinking of getting.

Step 2: Leave it somewhere your spouse or live-in significant other will be sure to see it, like inside that shoebox they keep hidden in the bedroom closet, the one with all those photos and mementos of the person they were with previous to your relationship they secretly hold close to their chest and cry over in the night while you pretend to be asleep.

Step 3: That night, when they wake you to ask where the fashionable premium cover came from, tell them it’s yours. “I’ve been wanting an eBook for a while now, you know.” When your lover tells you that, no, they didn’t know, look them straight in the eye and say, “Well, I guess we all have our little secrets, don’t we?” Then, turn your back to them and pull the sheets tight around you while trying not to giggle.

Step 4: Allow one to three days for the guilt to truly sink in. Reinforce with long stares at both the cover and your lover as needed. Soon, you’ll not only have the eBook you want, but a total re-evaluation of your entire relationship! Double score!

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