I can’t believe it! It seemed like only yesterday you were daddy’s little girl, and now you’re taking the car out!

But before I hand you the keys, let’s run through a quick safety check. First, what does daddy say is the key to safe driving? That’s right: knives! So go ahead and check the glove compartment just to make sure you haven’t misplaced your Sog Cross Cut Small Multi-Tool. Good! It’s right where it’s supposed to be. Because, on the road, you never know when you’re going to need to slice something, unscrew something, measure something, pull out a splinter, file your nails, cut string, or a open a bottle.

Next, check to make sure your Team SOG hat is in the driver’s side door pocket. Is it? Perfect. That means it’s easily accessible so you can put it on if you pulled over. And why do you need to put it on when you get pulled over? Exactly: because a cop is going to be way more cautious and polite around a girl who knows a thing or two about knives.

Well, looks like you’re all set! Here are the keys! Oh, is that a little surprise on there for you? A little present to show you how proud I am? I think it might be! That’s right, it’s a SOG Micron II Tanto Key Chain Knife! Because, like grandpa always said, knives are like potato chips; you can’t have just one!

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