Hey, college kids. You’re allll grown up, right? And it’s settling in. You’ve got a lot of leeway right now.

It’s true. As long as you keep an air of reasonable doubt, you’ll be dealing with campus cops, and not the real thing. Don’t get us wrong, you still need to obey the rules but… well, a lot of people in the dean's office these days were… how shall we say it nicely? They’re of the generation that invented college experimentation. So, y’know, just don’t kill a guy and you’ll have a second chance.

And this is why a SOG PowerLock EOD Multitool can really come in handy. There are plenty of reasons why a college kid might need a can opener or bottle opener at all times, and also plenty of reasons why a college kid might want a tool with many many many other useful items to cover that fact up. Like, how many times are you going to need a screwdriver, right? It’s a fantastic tool for those little dorm room repairs! Or what about the double-toothed saw? Doesn’t your suitemate have a carpentry class? Sure he does! Or at least, he’s thinking about it for next semester. A gentleman stays well rounded.

These days, it’s not about what you’ve learned. It’s about what you can make others think you’ve learned. Who cares what they “know”! It’s what they can PROVE that matters! A SOG PowerLock EOD Multitool is a built-in cover story waiting to happen, and you’re a grown-up that’s still getting treated like a minor. What a perfect combination!

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