Two Times Zero Is Still Zero
There we were, a free, prosperous people, clinging to whatever meaning we could find in our humble lives. Then along came these two vacuous bobbleheads to remind us that not all twits are made of 140 characters or less. We really hoped they’d find everlasting love, so that we as a nation need never again be soul-raped by “celebrity news” about these two numbskulls. But then came the shocking report that this sacred union, blessed from on high by the touch of a superior power (ABC), has somehow been torn asunder. Life, love, and Google Trends will never be the same.
As painful as it is to see their dreams – and ours – lie in ruins, the Smartparts 12.1” Digital Picture Frame means the bad times can go on forever. Just load it up with 256MB worth of the internet’s most loathsome Jake and Vienna pics, or fill up a memory card for an even more sickening celebreality ordeal. Here they are building a bedframe or some stupid thing; here he is dipping her for the cameras, unfortunately not into a vat of acid; here he is presenting her with a hideous ring that costs as much as it would take to help dozens of handicapped Third World children walk again. With just a little image searching and the Smartparts 12.1” Digital Picture Frame, you can put together the kind of slideshow a jihadi would look at to psyche himself up before a suicide bombing.
And then comes the really satisfying part: you can hit the Smartparts 12.1” Digital Picture Frame with a hammer. Hard. Over and over and over until the bad feelings go away. Sure, the frame will be destroyed, but that’s nothing compared to what would happen if you did the same thing to the real Jake and Vienna. At this price, you might as well buy three. They’re minting new reality TV “stars” all the time.
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Woot
Features:
- USB connection for easy file transfer
- Compatible with all popular memory cards
- Auto-resizing to store more photos
- 256 MB of internal memory
- Built-in speakers
- Displays pictures in a unique yet stylish way
- Accepts a variety of memory card formats
- Great to place on top of a nightstand or your desk
In the box:
- Smartparts 12.1” Digital Picture Frame
- AC Adapter
- Remote
Specs
Smartparts SP1200WSEF 12.1” Digital Picture Frame w/256mb Internal MemorySpecs
Smartparts SP1200WSEF 12.1” Digital Picture Frame w/256mb Internal MemorySales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.882s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
---|
Woots by State
Best sellers
-
(NEW) Neat Bumblebee II Professional Cardioid USB Condenser Microphone$1699 $99.9983% off Reference Price
-
Apple Watch Braided Solo Loop - Black, White Hues$2999 $99.0070% off Reference Price
-
Apple Watch Braided Solo Loop - Blue Hues$2999 $99.0070% off Reference Price
-
Apple Watch Solo Loop - Black, White Hues$1999 $49.0059% off Reference Price