You know what feeling I love? Having too much bulky crap stuffed into my pants pockets.

My keys, my phone, my MP3 player, my marble bust of Puccini: cram it all in, I say! Sometimes, if I’ve already left the house and my pockets feel a little light, I’ll pick up some rocks or broken glass off the street for ballast. Once I disassembled an entire outboard motor and squeezed every part into my pockets. I’ve never been more content.

So the SmartParts 1.5” Digital Picture Frame Keychain is perfect for me. I guess you’re supposed to put up to 100 photos in its internal memory through the USB 2.0 connection and view the photos on the 1.5” LCD. But I’m more interested in its pocket-filling properties. It comes in pink or purple, but my thing is, why choose? Buy both for double the swollen-pocket pleasure.

There’s no better way to achieve that satisfyingly engorged feeling – at least until I finally get that janitor job I’ve been hunting for. Man, those guys get to carry around so many keys. I bet it feels like Heaven.

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