I think I felt an earthquake! Quick, we need to take a nap!

Bobby, there’s no time to argue! I don’t care about what they taught you to do in case of an emergency at school! We’ve gotta get these Slumberjack Emergency Cots for you, me, your mom, and your sister out of the carry bags and assembled before it’s too late! You hear me, boy? This is a matter of life and death!

HONEY? SAMANTHA? YOU GUYS NEED TO GET DOWN HERE TO TAKE A NAP! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

What do you mean you didn’t feel anything, Bobby? Didn’t you see the ripples that went through the water my glass of water on the coffee table? Oh, who cares whether or not I bumped it with my knee? Less yapping, more napping! C’mon! Get working with those aluminum frames and steel reinforced end bars! Now!

HONEY! SAMANTHA! DOWN HERE! QUICK!

Ugh! Are you still stuck on the knee-bump thing, Bobby? Really? We’re going to put the whole family in danger because you wanna talk about knees? Fine! Forget it! I’ll do everything myself!

There! Look how quick and simple these cots were to set up! Now, let’s lay down and shut our eyes! You don’t want to? You’re saying you’d rather die than lay on a cot in the living room? Well, I guess I’ll have to do all the surviving alone!

Great! Now you got me so wired I can’t sleep, Bobby! Thanks for risking my life!

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