I’d be happy to answer any questions you may have.

Oh, I see you’re checking out the Skil Isio 2-in-1 Shrub Trimmer and Grass Shear! Fine little piece of equipment. How can I help you decide today? Sure, yeah, it would be great for trimming your shrub. It’s a shrub trimmer, after all!

What’s so funny?

Hmmm, well that’s a tricky question; I mean, the Grass Shear can handle most any job but I wouldn’t try to mow my lawn with it, you know? Just how big IS your little patch of grass?

Why are you snickering? I must be missing something.

No, I wouldn’t recommend trying to manage your dark southern forest. Any kind of forest is going to be too big a job for this thing, to be honest. It’s great for yardwork and small finishing jobs for your landscaping, but-

No, LANDscaping.

Is there something going on here? What’s the deal? Look, the short of it is you’ve got a great battery-powered shrub trimmer and grass shear in one device. It’s got a charger, laser-cut diamond-ground blades, and it converts in just a minute. You don’t even have to have a tool!

Look, if you’re just going to laugh in my face like that I’m going to have to ask you to leave.

Fine, one more question, but then you’ve either got to buy this thing or get out.

What kind of question is that? Of course you can trim your bu-

Oh, I see what you’re getting at.

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