How will you possibly save the city from a giant robot if you don’t have a ratcheting screwdriver?

Sure, some people might say they don’t think of things like a giant killer robot threatening to destroy their home. I say, how can you NOT? Yes, it’s unlikely to happen, but when it does, you’re gonna need something more than a butter knife to unscrew the main access panel in its back while the combined forces of Science and the Military distract the metal beast long enough for you to do so.

And even if you do get in, what will you do when you find out you need a star bit and not a hex if you’re to remove the CPU before death comes to everyone within a hundred mile radius? You’ll sure be kicking yourself for not grabbing small, portable Skil 21-Piece Ratcheting Screwdriver, that’s what you’ll be doing. At least you won’t have to hear the terrible screams of blood-curdling horror from within the belly of the Automation of Doom.

I mean, come on. What were you thinking? DUH, dude. Double duh, even.

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