You find your mind drifting, and when you come to you’ll have watched a marathon of “Hogan Knows Best.”

Sleeeeep, dear consumer, sleeeeep. Your eyes are getting heavy. You’re tired, sooooooo tired. You can’t take your eyes away from this Silo 24” 1080p LED HDTV. It’s so soothing and calming, you can’t look away. The in-theatre crystal clear resolution beckons, and you must obey. As the sun rises high in the sky, you’re glued to re-runs of Mythbusters.

You find yourself longing for the two HDMI ports. You cannot resist its 16:9 aspect ratio and 6ms response time, which reduces blurriness. You are fully within the 178-degree viewing angle and helpless in its thrall. The daylight begins to give way and you’re tapping furiously at the controller for the Xbox 360 you’ve hooked up to this television.

You’re drifting off to sleep now, your head is nodding as you fight in vain to stay awake. The television detects the optimal resolution settings for Season 2 of Battlestar Galactica on Netflix Instant. You should at least get up and go to the bathroom, but right about now is when TBS will play like six episodes of The Office in a row.

Your foggy mind perceives that you have yet to eat today, so you reach absent-mindedly for your laptop and order a pizza online to be delivered. You’re not sure you’ll be awake when it arrives. You’re sooo very tired.

Which is weird, because you did absolutely nothing all day.

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