Give me a buzz
You know what the problem is with the classic “joy buzzer?” Nothing. There’s no problem with it. The problem is with society. No one shakes hands anymore! Everybody’s videoconferencing, or texting, or tweeting at each other, or whatever, and there are too few people out there in the public square pressing the flesh to let you really get your money’s worth with a good old-fashioned “joy buzzer.”
Never fear! You can still give people mild electric shocks for fun. Try this novelty cell phone. It looks real! And it is real, in the sense that it’s not a hallucination or something. But it’s not a working phone. It’s just a decoy to attract telecommunications junkies. When one takes the bait and grabs this phone, hoping to “sext-message” his signif, ZZZT! He gets the ol’ buzzeroni!
What’s that you say? “This is a stupid and mean thing to do to people,” you say? Well, MAYBE YOU’RE RIGHT.
Features
Warranty: 1 Year Jumpin Banana
Features:
- Novelty shocking cellphone
- Gives you a jolt of electricity when you touch it
- Looks like a real cell phone
In the box:
- Jumpin Banana JB016 Shock Cell Phone Toy
Specs
Jumpin Banana JB016 Shock Cell Phone ToySpecs
Jumpin Banana JB016 Shock Cell Phone ToySales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.111s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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