You know that guy you’re gonna be tomorrow morning? Well, he’s going to take your girlfriend to dinner tomorrow night. Yeah, he’s gonna get lucky, and here you are as the person you are now, like some kinda sucker. Sure, you want revenge, it’s only natural. But the fourth dimension doesn’t work that way… or does it?

This Jumpin Banana jb069 Shock Alarm Clock is your way to show him who’s boss, even though the flow of time means you’ll never be able to meet face to face. When the Jumpin Banana jb069 Shock Alarm Clock activates, there’s only one button that turns it off, right between the two bells at the top of the clock. And that button is going to carry a shocking surprise.

Don’t just sit in the present, watching future you laugh about how he’s overcome the past. Remind him that you made that future, and he owes you. Use the Jumpin Banana jb069 Shock Alarm Clock they way it was meant to be used: as a vengeful time machine. And work on those jealousy issues, dude.

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