You Mean A Beaver’s House, Mister?
If we’re being honest, kids don’t learn the naughty words on cable television. Kids learn those naughty words by sitting by the window on a rainy, windy day. Because that’s the sort of day that turns normal umbrellas inside out, and that’s the sort of event that causes people to swear loudly. The next day, when the sun is out, all those kids are running around talking like they live in South Park and no one seems to know why! “Maybe they learned it on the playground!” the poor parents say. But it’s not the playground. It’s the cheap umbrellas. Or more specifically, it’s the people that bought a cheap umbrella in the first place.
It’s up to all of us to make the world safe for our children. So, before you ruin everything with your potty mouth, won’t you please consider a Senz Aerodynamic 46” Storm Umbrella? It’s designed to survive winds up to 70 miles an hour, always finding the best position so the air flow can pass right over the wing-style canopy. Sure, it’s a bit unusual to look at, but you know what that means? It means if some jerkface steals it, you’ll see him or her right away.
Best of all, this award-winning umbrella with the comfortable EVA foam handle just will not turn inside-out, thanks to the extra reinforced rib construction and novel design, and that’s going to keep you dry and happy in any storm that doesn’t feature Jim Cantore. No swearing with this umbrella! No, sir!
Please don’t condemn a bunch of innocent children to a life of crime simply because you’re a cheapskate. Remember: umbrellas may be disposable, but naughty words last a lifetime. Buy a Senz Aerodynamic 46” Storm Umbrella or else YOU might be the one to blame!
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Features
Warranty: Lifetime Totes
Condition: New
Features:
- The SENZ XL Aerodynamic Storm Umbrella is significantly larger than the "Original" SENZ Umbrella previously sold on Woot.
- The SENZ storm umbrella always finds the best position in the wind
- SENZ umbrellas will not go inside out (even if you take them in a wind tunnel, on a motorcycle, snowboarding, skiing, or skydiving)
- Asymmetrical wing styled canopy and extra reinforced rib construction
- Using the umbrella requires minimum force while providing maximum rain protection
- Unique ergonomically designed eyesavers protect your eyes—a tough connection between the canopy and the construction specially designed to protect your eyes from any possible harm
- Patented frame withstands 70 MPH (100 km/h) gales
- Elongated shape is perfect for on-the-go college students or anyone who wears a bag on their back that needs to stay dry
- Opening mechanism integrated in the handle
- Aerodynamic shape and oval shaft for superior strength
- The handle is made from a combination of black EVA foam and silver ABS for the perfect grip and top performance, even in the harshest weather
- Winner of multiple design awards including: the reddot design award winner 2007 and the label observeur design 09
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Product Specifications:
- Canopy Dimensions (Opened): 42” x 46” (106.68cm x 116.84cm)
- Umbrella Length When Closed: 35.4” (90cm)
- Weight: 17.9 oz (507 gr)
- Canopy Material: Nylon
- Tube Material: Aluminum
In the box:
- (1) SENZ XL Aerodynamic Storm Umbrella (Choose: Red, Silver, Black OR Dark Blue)
- (1) Nylon Umbrella Sheath
Specs
Senz 9608 XL 35" Umbrella with 46" CanopySpecs
Senz 9608 XL 35" Umbrella with 46" CanopySales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.337s
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