Hey, don’t take it personally, but we thought we should tell you before somebody less friendly does: you know that watch you wear? It’s played out, cuz. It’s tired. It’s passé, old hat, strictly L7. And only a true square would be seen in public wearing it. The problem isn’t the technology or the brand name – the problem is the symmetry.

Let the fuddy-duddies take their boring old symmetrical designs to the grave with them. Future-conscious, fashion-forward sharpies like you crave the captivatingly cockeyed charisma of the Seiko Men’s Alarm Chronograph Watch. It houses an alarm, a chronometer, a date window, tachymeter readings (whatever that means), and Japanese Quartz movement in an asymmetrical black and silver profile. TiCN-plated stainless steel make the band, case, and bezel as sturdy as they are lopsided.

If a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin or little minds, as Emerson said, then a foolish symmetry is the bugbear of stale spirits. Get bent. Get twisted. Get skewed. Get the Seiko Men’s Alarm Chronograph Watch.

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