It flies. It screams. It annoys the hell out of everyone. It sells like hotcakes on eBay. And it does it all in dapper, dastardly black. It's the newest, baddest, blackest Screaming Monkey, here to wave goodbye to yet another Woot-Off.

And so the triad is complete. Rising from the stygian depths to join his red and green brethren, this black-caped Screaming Monkey closes the unholy circle. Is the black costume actually a malevolent alien intelligence controlling the monkey for its own evil purposes? No, you're thinking of Spider-Man. This is just a regular old monkey in a new outfit. Er, we mean, this is the greatest ecommerce event in the ecommerce history of ecommerce! Buy, buy, buy! Bye-bye!

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