Happy Memorial Day, everybody! Hey, happy Memorial Day, Sandisk Sansa M240 Silver! Hey, what’s wrong, buddy? You… you wanna talk about it?

Man, I didn’t do nothin’, she came up to me!
I was just standin’ ‘round, seeing what I could see
Then somebody said my Silver case was hot.
What am I supposed to do, tell ‘em “No, it’s really not”?
They said they liked the way I handled MP3
Plus WMA and Audible, see,
And so when I start smilin’ back my girl shows up!
She calls me lightweight and then she storms off!
I know I ain’t heavy and I’m easy to carry but,
I don’t Drag And Drop lights, I’m all Ozzie And Harriet
About stuff like that, I handle DRM well!
And now my girl’s all mad and I can’t even tell
Her that I didn’t do what it was she thought I was doin’.
Man, those Pink ones are crazy, I just give up, I’m goin’.

Wow, Sandisk Sansa M240 Silver, that’s rough. Hey, maybe I can smooth things over. You just stay here and listen to that ridiculous podcast and I’ll go talk to her. Hey, Sandisk Sansa M240 Pink, you got a minute? Can we talk about Sandisk Sansa M240 Silver? What happened?

I know what he’s like, he never makes time
To come see me but he’s got those lines
To get mad attention from some stranger? No!
He barely even knows I got an FM Radio
And I got real reception and Hi-Speed USB.
He never even compliments my ID3
tag reader, or when my indigo backlight’s shinin’
He’s still out there winin’ and dinin’
My momma comes over and he’s makin’ a break.
He probably doesn’t even know what battery type I take.
It’s AAA if you’re curious, too.
He’s got a built-in voice recording mic same as I do
But he never even uses it, like he’s from a different planet.
I’m fed up, nobody takes Pink Sansa for granted.

Sandisk Sansa M240 Pink, I guess I understand that too. I guess there’s nothing I can do, then. Maybe it’s just time the two of you let go and move on, and try to remember the good times.

Yo, I want my Heels jersey back.
And don’t start datin’ my friends next week either.

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