Remember when you were a kid and you had a crush on that older boy or girl? You’d write their names with yours or stare at them from across the playground or the pool and you’d sigh. And then one day, your jerkface mom or dad would find out and tell you “the secret” to winning someone. And, of course, that secret would involve giving a gift, only because you were a kid you didn’t have the money to give diamonds or roses or something that would, you know, work, so you’d buy some four dollar poster of a kitten hugging a bunny and then you’d try to find a moment when the two of you could be alone like in the movies and you’d end up basically throwing it at them in front of about sixty people and whole thing would be doomed and you’d feel like your life was over and no one would ever love you. Remember that?

Well, today’s Sandisk Sansa e260 4GB Media Player with Griffin leather case is NOTHING AT ALL like that. Nothing at all. We just heard that you might like free leather cases. And it’ll look good with the e260. Hey, can we go talk over there, you know, alone? Where everyone isn’t staring at… no? Okay, no big deal. Don’t want to make you nervous. This e260 handles music AND video, you know. Not every Sansa does that. It also has an FM radio and records it too. we mean, it records FM, but also voice. And maybe other things around your voice. Sorry, we’re a little nerv… oh, yeah, you know that guy, you gotta say hi, we don’t mind that you cut us off. Anyway, we figured, if you were buying the e260 anyway, you know, because it has 4 gigs of memory and takes cards too, we might as well, we mean, we wanted to get something special to say thank you for buying the e260, but not, you know, in a creepy way, we wanted to do it because we liked you, well, not LIKED you liked you, unless you’d be cool with that, because we really just want to make you happ… yeah, no, that’s great, it’s that guy again. Hey, guy! He’s just going the other way! Sure, you gotta network.

Anyway, the Griffin leather case has a flip cover and a clip, and it’s leather and really nice, we think. Oh, we said the Griffin leather case was nice already? Sorry, yeah. Listen, we’ll just put it in the box, okay? And maybe, you know, if you like it, we could… oh, we’re woot.com. No, we’re next door to that shirt place. Yeah, everybody likes shirt… oh… we… we guess we could tell Joel you like him. Sure. Hey, enjoy that Sandisk Sansa e260 4GB Media Player with Griffin leather case, okay? Maybe we’ll see you… no, woot. Two o’s.

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