Really, last time we had keys made, it was like a buck or so.

But let’s face it, we’re capitalists. If you want to give us like thirty bucks for a single blank key, we’ll figure something out. Just remember before you say yes, everybody knows the Sandisk Sansa Clip 8GB MP3 Player would be a much better investment. An expensive key probably wouldn’t really make you very happy, and it certainly couldn’t play MP3s, WMAs, WAVs, Audible files, or FM radio. And a built-in microphone? When have you ever heard of a key with a built-in microphone? And yet, this Sandisk Sansa Clip 8GB MP3 Player has a microphone built right in, so you can record right from the FM player.

But hey, if you really want to buy a single key at a three thousand percent markup, plus shipping… sure, that’s probably worth our time. Let’s talk! Anything else you need? Maybe a $400.00 monkey?

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