Consarn the partisan media players! They’re always trying to get their own views across. So sneaky, too—take the Sandisk c200, f’rinstance. It seduces ya with its fancy-schmancy little LCD and its digital FM tuner. It gets on your good side with two gigs of storage plus a microSD slot for expanded capacity. And it works with Rockbox, oh la dee dah!
Once you’ve gone through a lithium ion battery or two, you start to feel like that there c200 is reg’lar folks. After all, you didn’t have to send it away to some big-city service center; you replaced them batteries yourself. Even got some headphones! You might say “Shoot, I been to jail once or twice, maybe I’m a refurb too”. But that’s how they get ya!
I’m wise to your agenda, e260! I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck this mornin’!

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