Let us be very explicit about this: when we say the blue Salton Personal Blender is “ideal for people with babies,” we IN NO WAY mean to suggest that human babies should make up ANY PART of a civilized person’s diet. What we mean—and we’re surprised that this requires clarification—is that this blender can handily pulverize otherwise solid foods into a smooth, nutritive paste even a toothless baby can eat. (It’s useful for making personal shakes, soups, smoothies, and more, too.)

Again: no matter how useless your baby may be as a conversationalist, no matter how unfit for today’s competitive job market, he is CATEGORICALLY NOT food.

Let Anne Geddes sell thousands of copies of her sick, exploitative books, posters and calendars; we’re confident that the overwhelmong majority of decent Americans will always reject her disturbing conflation of infants with vegetables. Ms. Geddes, there are babies, and then there are green peas. Only one of these two things makes a delicious puree fit for human consumption, and we at Woot know exactly which one it is.

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