Revolutionary greetings, brothers and sisters! In the name of the People’s Gaming Liberation Council, we call on all citizens of Wootopia to arise and SEIZE CONTROL of the mechanisms of power!

For too long, the parasitic jackboot of the establishment has force-fed us inferior game controllers. Our hands are cramped, our characters are bloody. No more!

Hail the Saitek USB Collapsible Joystick, pointing toward the shining path of gaming revolution! Its USB connectivity frees the workers from the bounds of uptight pig technologies. The four-position digital throttle with LED indicators will always tell the people the truth. And we send a revolutionary “right on!” to the ergonomic grip handle, the rapid fire triggers, the two fire buttons and the single spring gimbal mechanism. Truly, brothers and sisters, as the Chairman says, “Power comes from the barrel of a Saitek.”

Death to the fascist joystick that plays on the life of the people! Viva the Saitek USB Collapsible Joystick!