We understand why all you PC game hens would be scared. The Saitek Rumble Force Gamepad promises “maximum gaming realism.” So you’re probably thinking: Well, that doesn’t sound very fun.

You’re imagining sports games in which you’re realistically laughed off the field for being overweight and uncoordinated. You’re picturing first-person shooter games where you spend the entire session cowering realistically inside a cupboard with no bladder control. You’re thinking the first time you try to cast a spell in a fantasy game, a big, fat, realistic nothing’s going to happen, and you’ll be realistically beaten up just like the time you tried to convince the other kids on the bus that you were a spellcasting warlock after school.

But don’t worry. This is just another case of marketing tpes’ overstating a product’s features. The Saitek Rumble Force Gamepad will not actually make your fast-paced, action-packed, ultra-violent video game experience “realistic.” What a nightmare that would be! It will, however, vibrate a little in your hands while you play.

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