Like a scalded, skeletal battlebot staggering out of the nuclear flames to stalk a shattered post-apocalyptic futurescape, the Saitek Cyborg Graphite Joystick refuses to be exterminated. No matter how many times we peddle it, no matter how much we slash the price, it rises anew to demand your attention and ours. We’re starting to think its most impressive quality is its sheer tenacity.

But then we remember its three separate handle adjustments and its easy USB hookup. We’re reminded of its panoply of fire buttons, its 8-way hat switch, its smooth level throttle. The Saitek Cyborg Graphite Joystick’s got a lot more going for it than bottomless quantities at bottomful prices. But yeah, we’re way sick of looking at the ungainly things, let alone trying to write pithy, clever little essays about their virtues. So we’re counting on you to pick them off, two at a time. With your courage, perseverance, and credit card, our home page will be forever free of the Saitek Cyborg Graphite Joystick scourge. What’ll it be? Can we count on you, fellow human?

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