Awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah.

Hello. My name is Caviar Jackson. And I’m the King of Smooth. When I see a fine lady on the street, I don’t even have to walk up and say hello. I just snap my fingers, and a complete stranger runs over to introduce us. I’ve got a lion skin rug make of diamonds because women like it when things have to die. It makes them feel special. And that’s what’s at the heart of being smooth. Being smooth is all about making the ladies feel special and also a really good hat.

The Rockwell RC4143K Shop Series 1/3 Sheet Finishing Sander Kit has all that covered too. It’s 3.6 pounds of smooth even pressure with an ergonomic dual grip design. When it gets up next to that wood, it says “Wood, I know what you like. Let us go out dancing, but let us take a limo with a built-in mini bar”. And the wood says “tee hee hee” as all the sawdust falls gently to the floor. Did I say floor? Excuse me, I meant the micro-filter dust canister with vac attachment.

Smooth is a state of mind, you see. You can be smooth anywhere, anytime. You can be smooth on a desert island with nothing but coconuts and palm leaves. As long as you remember the three rules of smooth: have a Cast Aluminum Base, keep a Spring Loaded Wire Paper Attachment System, and always get them really drunk.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah.

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