Two words: zombie attack.

What? What’s that eye rolling? What do you mean, “zombies are so 2006”? Zombies are and continue to be a clear and present danger to the world at large! Don’t dismiss us! Pay attention!

Okay, fine, don’t pay attention. But when the dead arise, you’ll wish you had a Excalibur H681S-KL Silver Roadside Flashlight Toolkit. It’s full of things like a hammer, a screwdriver, and pliers that are really going to come in handy as you try to open doors and avoid having to do the Thriller dance.

Then there are fuses, Allen wrenches, a 12 volt car adapter and a tire gauge, even an emergency light in case you get teleported to that Pitch Black planet and have to survive until Vin Diesel can find you. And don’t even say that Vin Diesel won’t make you feel stupid for not being ready for a zombie attack. He’s got a tenth level cleric on speed-dial at all times.

The Excalibur H681S-KL Silver Roadside Flashlight Toolkit will keep you alive just a little bit longer, and it might even fix your car when you need it. But we’re completely sure that it can kill zombies. Plus you can make a little cross out of the allen wrenches if any vampires show up.

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