Oh, Matt said to Russ we need something to sell
And Russ said we ordered it Matt, what the hell
Matt said oh, Russ said what
Matt said you can get what you want in but
I was hoping a Heart Rate Monitor is what it could be
Well Russ said that sounds pretty good to me
And he got in the Reebok Precision Trainer XT

Well Russ decided we needed a count
As accurate as the XT so we’d know the amount
He asked poor Kevin to touch each chest strap
Kevin got right on it and Russ started to clap
Russ said tell me quick how many’d you see
And Kevin said it sure looked like a lot to me
Of that Reebok Precision Trainer XT

Well Kevin@warehouse called Jason@desk
Told him about the chest belt that fit snug to the breast
Told him there was an alarm and a calorie counter
And an extra little bracket that worked as a mounter
And Jason, he looked at the clock to see
If it was yet five and he could flee
But it wasn’t so he said he’d take that XT

Now it was water resistant to 30mm
And a chronograph to help you when you’re at the gym
There was a personal profile and memory too
But that wasn’t enough detail for Jason to do
So he called up his staff and he said “Gee,
You guys do great work usually so let’s try and see
What you can do with the Reebok Precision Trainer XT.”

Now the second staff member was busy all day
Had a podcast to do that will blow you away
So it went to the new guy who fell on the floor
He said I never engaged in this kind of thing before
But yes, there’s a way to write it I immediately see
We’ll just do the chain of command as a song parody
And sell that Reebok Precision Trainer XT

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