Lyra! Lyra, baby, have a seat, let’s talk about how we’re going to take your career to the next level! Can we get you anything? Mineral water? Cappuccino? Rack of roasted lamb ribs? Fresh battery?

So you’ve conquered the recording industry, right? You’re an established A-list top-level red-carpet red-hot superstar soaring to the top of the charts on wings of glorious, glamorous audio. But as your manager, I have to ask: where do we take it from here? How do we grab that fiery ball of energy called RCA Lyra and roll it to the summit of Mount Entertainment, without burning anybody in the process?

Two words: Television. Video.

Not to sound too hypey, Lyra, but we’ve found a project that will vault you into the stratosphere and beyond. Just imagine it, spelled out in mile-high neon lights over Times Square: the RCA Lyra 20Gb MP3 Video Jukebox.

Are you feeling it?

We’re talking prime time TV here, the glass teat that all of America suckles, the great sequin-spangled whore of electric Babylon. We’re talking enough memory to store up to 80 hours of video. We’re talking a full-color 3.5” screen. We’re talking the kind of compact portability that can take you into every minivan and subway car in the universe and beyond. And believe me, everybody will be talking about that.

How about another word? Synergy. How about a bunch more? Multimedia. Cable. Viral video. Still photography. And you can do it all without giving up your MP3 career. You’re a true quintuple threat, Lyra, and it’s time we showcased that versatility. The world is going to see you can do more than just play back MP3 audio. You can record straight from TV. You can load audio, video, or JPGs through a USB 2.0 connection or through the compact flash slot. And that easy-to-use interface? Those intuitive menus? It’s butter. It’s cake. It’s any other squishy metaphorical foodstuff you care to mention.

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