It happens every Woot off. Someone spends six hours in the forums posting animated gifs of a cat listening to happy hardcore and because of that they lose track of time and now they are late for the meeting of their Everquest team and as they run from the room they see Bajillons of Coelacanth swim past and they have some sort of nervous breakdown where they type the letter “n” and then lean on the “o” key for a minute and a half and everyone else has to scroll and they all get irritated and no one has any fun. Fortunately, we’re here to help.

The Pulsar Alarm Chronograph Mens Watch Model Pf3483 is the affordable answer to the problem. It has a nice stopwatch that goes up to sixty minutes, and that will let you keep track of how long you’ve been at those cat gifs. It has luminous hands, like that monster from the Scooby Doo episode where the gang met Paul Oakenfold, so you can see the time while sitting in your underpants in the dark. And it has an alarm, so you know when to run and log in your night elf, HoLestra The Bountiful, and bring home the bacon for your guild. After all, when are you going to see another watch like this on Woot?

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