All the security experts unite and cry in one single voice: you really oughtta use a confetti-style shredder to dispose of sensitive documents. Ye olde strip-cut shredders, like this Privacy Guard SH31-12PF model, aren't up to the exacting standards of our brave new identity-thieving world. What's more, they don't even make very good confetti.

But hey, maybe you only want to shred your papers so they're easier to burn or flush down the toilet. Maybe your identity isn't that valuable. Maybe your documents aren't that sensitive. Maybe the next time your credit card is rejected, you want some would-be scammer to be the one who gets embarrassed for a change. Maybe you have a limited budget and unconventional taste in party decorations. Maybe you plan to feed these shreds into another shredder for hot shred-on-shred action.

In any or all of those cases, the Privacy Guard SH31-12PF Strip Cut Shredder is for you. It takes your credit cards, tax documents, bank statements, and naked drawings of your best friend's wife and turns them into quarter-inch ribbons that only a meth addict would bother to decipher. The SH31-12PF can handle up to 12 sheets at a time and features automatic stop/start, so you won't tire yourself out with the laborious pushing of buttons. In these troubling times, the Privacy Guard SH31-12PF is the best protection for your identity that fifteen dollars postpaid can buy.

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