These are by FAR sports’ most versatile piece of equipment.

Ah, hello there. I couldn’t help but notice you admiring my Prince Ozone Seven MP+ Tennis Racquet. Yes, it’s quite a work of art, isn’t it? I never fail to be impressed by how adaptable and malleable it really is. Hmm? You don’t follow? Well, allow me to demonstrate.

I simply hold the head of the racket in front of my stomach, grip the handle in my left hand, and presto! I’ve got a guitar. Now at the first sign of music I’m ready to jam out, channeling my inner Jimi Hendrix and blazing all the hottest riffs. But it doesn’t stop there: if I’m feeling particularly saucy it can even be the bass guitar. Hell, one time I got blind drunk and it was an Ukulele.

Impressive, I know, but it doesn’t end just yet. Flip the whole thing over and grip it one hand. Right? RIGHT? Instant microphone. All of a sudden I’m the front man for an insanely popular rock act, pumping up the crowd. A slight shift in my personality and all of a sudden I’m in front of a brick wall in some underground comedy club, telling my wry observational jokes that everyone loves. This thing, it’s the gift that never stops giving.

I’ve had this thing for awhile now and I still come up with new stuff. Just yesterday it was a tiny crutch. Sometimes I tuck the head into my armpit and it becomes a sort of machine gun. There’s the obvious frying pan. Now a lot of people might go “sword” for all your battle pretending, but personally I think the heft and width of the racquet head lends itself more to a battle axe. That’s obviously a decision you’ll make for yourself based on what’s right for you.

Tennis? Uh, sure. I guess you could pretend you’re playing tennis with it. Add that one to the list.

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