Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?
As caretaker for my STUPID OLDER SISTER GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH, I have a lot of responsibilities. I’ve got to clean, and cook, and occasionally intimidate her because SHE SAYS I’M CRAZY BUT I’M NOT CRAZY, I’M NOT, SHE HAS TO LEARN THIS AND LEARN IT FOR GOOD. And that’s why I rely on the Presorvac 5 Cycle Marinater for all my flavor needs.
For normal people, the Presorvac 5 Cycle Marinater makes meat and vegetables into a delicious, flavor explosion! But for me, it’s one more way to BRING THAT STUPID WITCH UNDER MY HEEL FOR GOOD. I’ll add chili sauce to her steak, vinegar to her broccoli, maybe sometimes I’ll even throw in a piece of bread. Of course, the Presorvac 5 Cycle Marinater isn’t made for bread at all, but who cares? I’m not gonna eat it! AND NEITHER IS SHE, UNTIL SHE LEARNS HER LESSON AND APOLOGIZES TO ME FOR WHAT SHE DID.
And then, maybe we can use the Presorvac 5 Cycle Marinater to make a lovely dinner we can eat as friends. BUT NOT BEFORE. UNDERSTAND? NOT ONE SECOND BEFORE.




Features
Warranty: 2 Year Epicurean
Condition: New
Features:
- Marinate food in minutes instead of overnight
- State of the art vacuum marinating for gourmet results
- Quick, effortless and fully automatic with the one-touch instant-on button
- Enhances the flavor and texture of all types of meat, poultry, fish, seafood, vegetables and fruits in minutes
- Prepares gourmet meals for the grill or oven
- Five cycle process ensures that your food is properly marinated
- 12×9 inch oval base accommodates large steaks, fish fillets, chicken breast, kabobs, sliced vegetables, diced fruits and more
- Powerful, patented vacuum pump and detachable plug adapter, integrated into lid, can be quickly removed for easy cleaning and storage
- Bottom base and lid are dishwasher safe and can be placed in the refrigerator
- Comes with recipe booklet, with over 45 recipes, for easy-to-make gourmet marinades
How it Works:
- Place food and marinade into the base, cover with lid and press the instant-on button
- Marinater cycle will begin with the vacuum pump drawing most of the air out of the base to create a perfect seal
- This is followed by the release of the seal to draw air and pressure back into the base
- During the cycling process, the bottom base gently expands, stretching the fibers of the food to enhance tenderizations and full absorption of the marinade
- The cycle repeats automatically for approximately five minute before shutting down
In the box:
- (1) Presorvac Pump
- (1) Base
- (1) Lid
- (1) Power Adapter
- Instruction Manual with Recipes
Specs
Epicurean Presorvac MA-430 5 Cycle MarinaterSpecs
Epicurean Presorvac MA-430 5 Cycle MarinaterSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.557s
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