Ever wished you could casually refer to your wine cellar in conversation? Ever longed for the status and allure that owning a wine cellar would bring? Well, if you’ve been slurping up the bargains over at Wine.Woot, you’ll need one. But having one added to your home can be costly, not to mention expensive.

So here’s a 60-bottle wine cellar with no construction costs and no cobwebs in the corners. It’s our gift to you for staggering to the finish line of this Woot-Off. Each bag holds 6 bottles, and you can tell they’re made for wine because they say “wine wine wine” down the sides. Classy! They’re easy to use, too: just load them up with your wine, find someplace with a consistent year-round temperature of 58 degrees, and go there. You can walk, drive, take a bus, whatever – that’s the freedom this Portable Wine Cellar provides. It does for wine what the SnacDaddy did for chicken wings. We’ll let you decide exactly what that means.

There’s just one catch: next Woot-Off, we reserve the right to come over and party in your wine cellar. Make sure there’s room. We tend to be big-boned.

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