There Was A Tragic Shipping Mistake In Our Choctaw Ridge Plant
It was October 25th, mid morningt in fly-over states
I was lookin’ for some speakers but none of the prices were too great
And at one am in NYC I found a deal that seemed real neat
While some moron rushed to be the one that first posted “Where’s The Feet?”
So I read me the review ‘bout that Polk Audio Tower Speaker Pair
And it said Billy Joe MacCenter Speaker won’t be inside your Woot box there.
They handled the front channel well and looked as pretty as you please
They had two 4.5 inch midranges and a 1 inch tweeter, jeez
They are anodized-aluminum and man, these things are slim and tall
They got magnetic shielding so interference shouldn’t matter ‘t’all
And they ship right to your house, that Polk Audio Tower Speaker Pair
But still Billy Joe MacCenter Speaker won’t be in your Woot box there.
And then someone started throwin’ up the photos of a talking cat
“O Hai I Comz With Not Surrond Sumbddy Wat Iz Up Wit Dat”
Some retard rushed to ask if it would ever work plugged in a Mac
Somebody else wanted Carrots, but only in a Burlap sack
And still I was real interested to get that Polk Tower Speaker Pair
Though Billy Joe MacCenter Speaker wouldn’t be in the box there.
I thought about the white van that would sometimes drive near Tastee Freeze
Maybe they would have that extra somethin’ that would fit my special needs
With what I saved I probably could afford those extras on my own
Or maybe as a Christmas gift even though I’m almost grown
Just because there ain’t no subs don’t mean that it ain’t a good deal today
And I bet Billy Joe could turn up at a classy pawn shop anyway.
A year has come ‘n’ gone and SmartPost just got here today
They knocked upon my door and I opened it up straight away
I found a really nice subwoofer at a booth run by a Chinese man
And the surround a buddy left behind when he went on tour with his rock band
And me I spend a lotta time with music with great highs and lows
And at least Billy Joe MacCenter Speaker weren’t some crap put out by Bose.
Features
Warranty: 5 years Polk Audio
Choose From:
- Pewter RM40T
- Titanium RM7400T
Features:
- Stylishly curved enclosures formed of heavy duty, non-resonant Aluminum; the shape breaks up internal standing wave resonance for pure, lifelike sound.
- Dynamic Balance: Dynamic Balance is a proprietary Polk Audio technology using laser imaging to determine what combination of speaker materials create the least amount of resonance. Eliminating resonance in speakers results in a wide, smooth response and low distortion.
- The towers feature Power Port Bass Vents hidden under the grilles to extend and strengthen their lower-midrange performance for a seamless blend with the subwoofer output. Unlike competing slim tower systems, you’ll experience full, rich, natural voices and other midrange sounds.
- Dual 4-1/2 inch (11.4 cm) Mineral Filled Polymer Dynamic Balance midrange drivers for clear, distortion-free midrange even at high volume levels. For high performance durability, each woofer uses a rubber surround.
- 1 inch (25mm) Dynamic Balance Silk/Polymer Composite Dome Tweeter for sweet highs and more lifelike imaging.
- Broad dispersion design allows everyone in the listening area to hear clear, well-balanced sound.
- Dual 5-Way Binding Posts: The speaker has two sets of gold-plated 5-way binding posts connected by gold-plated jumpers. Using the dual 5-way binding posts, you can bi-amp or bi-wire the speaker.
- Magnetically Shielded: The speaker is magnetically shielded, allowing you to place it near your television without distorting the picture.
Specifications:
- Mid/Woofer: 2 – 4-1/2” Diameter Polymer composite cone – shielded
- Tweeter: 1 – 1” Diameter Silk/Polymer composite dome
- Overall Frequency Response: 55-26kHz
- Lower -3dB Limit: 75Hz
- Upper -3dB Limit: 25kHz
- Nominal Impedance: 8 ohms
- Recommended Amplifier Power: 20 to 175 w/channel
- Efficiency: 89dB
- Inputs: 5-way binding posts
- Cabinet Size: 36-1/2” H x 5-4/5” W x 6-5/8” D
- Footprint Size: 8-1/4” W x 10-1/2” D
- Enclosure Type: Vented via Power Port
- non-resonant aluminum enclosures with pewter or silver finish
- Product Weight: 19.60 lbs. each
Specs
Polk Audio RM Series Tower SpeakersSpecs
Polk Audio RM Series Tower SpeakersSales Stats
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