President James K. Polk was the eleventh president of the United States of America. Historians consistently rank him among the top ten and he gave us Oregon, Idaho, and Washington State. So we better see you guys lit up today as we sell the Polk Audio RM30 On-wall Satellite Speaker with Stand. And you too, Tennessee, he’s your fella.

These RM30s have Power Port Bass Vents hidden under the grills, which will provide you a relentless lower-midrange that just won’t quit, just like President Polk didn’t quit during the annexation of Texas and the following war with Mexico. And it’s a little known fact that Polk was magnetically shielded for safe placement near televisions or monitors.

Polk was also a believer in Manifest Destiny. That’s why the Polk Audio RM30 On-wall Satellite Speaker with Stand has a broad dispersion design that makes sure the sound goes everywhere and remains as clear and well-balanced as a Iowa schoolteacher. Also we’ve noticed that people from Iowa tend to get very excited whenever someone remembers to mention them so we’ll go ahead and do that here. Hi, Iowa! You guys rock!

Something else you might not know: President James K. Polk chose as his Postmaster General a man named Cave Johnson. Wouldn’t you like to be named Cave? Wouldn’t you also like Swivel Wall-Mounting brackets with Hidden Wire Channels? Or Five Way Binding Post Inputs?

James Polk accomplished an incredible amount in only one single term, dying less than a year out of office. The Polk Audio RM30 On-wall Satellite Speaker with Stand comes with a five year Polk Audio warranty so you don’t have to worry about that. You can just sit back, relax, and enjoy the sounds of the upcoming election. Fifty Four Forty Or Fight!

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